Paula Abdul (Dave's Deadbeats)

Mick Abrahams (Lounge Lizards)

Jason Acuna (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Richard Adams (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Ben Affleck (Pathology Pals)

Clay Aiken (DeForest Doohan)

Herb Albert (Kron's Kreeps)

Muhammad Ali (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Marty Allen (Rich's Rejects)

Richard Anderson(Dave's Deadbeats)

Julie Andrews (Lounge Lizards)

Mother Angelica (The Simmers Look)

Peter Angelos (The Simmers Look)

Maya Angelou (Rich's Rejects)

Ernest Angley (DeForest Doohan)

Paul Anka (The Simmers Look)

James Arness (Pathology Pals)

Bea Arthur (Kron's Kreeps)

Ed Asner (The Mortal Majority)

John Astin (Kron's Kreeps)

Richard Attenborough (Lounge Lizards)

Frankie Avalon (Pathology Pals)

Lauren Bacall (The Simmers Look)

Russell Wayne Baker (DeForest Doohan)

Bob Barker (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Chuck Barris (Rich's Rejects)

Marion Barry (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Drew Barrymore (The Mortal Majority)

Mikhail Baryshnikov (Kron's Kreeps)

Mario Batali(Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Don Baylor (The Simmers Look)

Queen Beatrix (The Mortal Majority)

Pope Benedict XVI (Dave's Deadbeats)

Chuck Berry (Pathology Pals)

Ken Berry(Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Barbara Billingsley (Lounge Lizards)

Osama Bin Laden (The Simmers Look)

Shirley Temple Black (Rich's Rejects)

David Blaine (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Lucille Bliss (The Simmers Look)

Danny Bonaduce (Lounge Lizards)

Ernest Borgnine (Kron's Kreeps)

Frank Borman (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Boutros Boutros-Ghali (The Mortal Majority)

Ray Bradbury (Dave's Deadbeats)

Wilford Brimley (DeForest Doohan)

Dr. Joyce Brothers (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Bobby Brown (Rich's Rejects)

Chris Brown (Kron's Kreeps)

Dave Brubeck (Dave's Deadbeats)

Anita Bryant (DeForest Doohan)

Warren Buffett (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Barbara Bush (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Jenna Bush (Rich's Rejects)

Robert C. Byrd (Lounge Lizards)

James Caan (The Mortal Majority)

Sid Caesar (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Frank Cady (The Mortal Majority)

José Canseco (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Pierre Cardin (The Simmers Look)

Mariah Carey (Kron's Kreeps)

Fidel Castro (Kron's Kreeps)

Raul Castro (Rich's Rejects)

Carol Channing (Pathology Pals)

Prince Charles (DeForest Doohan)

Charo (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Dick Cheney (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Charlotte Church (The Simmers Look)

Dick Clark (The Mortal Majority)

Ramsey Clark (Rich's Rejects)

Roy Clark (Kron's Kreeps)

Beverly Cleary (Pathology Pals)

Joan Collins (DeForest Doohan)

Sean Connery (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jackie Cooper (Lounge Lizards)

Jim Cramer (DeForest Doohan)

Walter Cronkite (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Russell Crowe (Lounge Lizards)

Macaulay Culkin (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jamie Lee Curtis (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

14th Dalai Lama (The Simmers Look)

Ann B. Davis (DeForest Doohan)

Richard Dawson (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Doris Day (Lounge Lizards)

Millvina Dean (Kron's Kreeps)

Ruby Dee (The Simmers Look)

Olivia De Havilland (Dave's Deadbeats)

Dino De Laurentiis (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Angie Dickinson (The Mortal Majority)

Phyllis Diller (Pathology Pals)

Snoop Dogg (The Mortal Majority)

Pete Doherty (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Bob Dole (Rich's Rejects)

Arthur Donovan, Jr. (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Kirk Douglas (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Tony Dow (Pathology Pals)

Robert Downey, Jr. (Pathology Pals)

Hugh Downs (Rich's Rejects)

Kirsten Dunst (Pathology Pals)

Charles Durning (The Simmers Look)

Jean Claude Duvalier (The Mortal Majority)

Freeman Dyson (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Clint Eastwood (DeForest Doohan)

Roger Ebert (Dave's Deadbeats)

Blake Edwards (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

"Honeyboy" Edwards (Kron's Kreeps)

Zac Efron (The Mortal Majority)

Queen Elizabeth II (Lounge Lizards)

Eminem (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Peter Falk (Dave's Deadbeats)

Colin Farrell (DeForest Doohan)

Mia Farrow (The Mortal Majority)

Carrie Fisher (Kron's Kreeps)

Rhonda Fleming (Lounge Lizards)

Larry Flint (The Simmers Look)

Carly Fiorina (Lounge Lizards)

Joan Fontaine (Dave's Deadbeats)

Betty Ford (Pathology Pals)

John Forsythe (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Derek Fowlds (Rich's Rejects)

Micheal J. Fox (Kron's Kreeps)

Dick Francis (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Aretha Franklin (DeForest Doohan)

Frank Frazetta (Kron's Kreeps)

Annette Funicello (Rich's Rejects)

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Lounge Lizards)

James Garner (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Betty Garrett (DeForest Doohan)

Gloria Gaynor (Rich's Rejects)

Mitzi Gaynor (Kron's Kreeps)

Miep Gies (The Simmers Look)

Ruth Bader Ginsberg (Pathology Pals)

Mel Gibson (The Simmers Look)

Rudolph Giuliani (The Mortal Majority)

John Glenn (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Jeff Gordon (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Billy Graham (Dave's Deadbeats)

Father Andrew Greeley (Dave's Deadbeats)

Shecky Greene (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Alan Greenspan (The Mortal Majority)

Joel Grey (Dave's Deadbeats)

Ken Griffey, Jr. (Pathology Pals)

Ken Griffey, Sr. (Rich's Rejects)

Andy Griffith (DeForest Doohan)

Robert Guillaume (Dave's Deadbeats)

Larry Hagman (Rich's Rejects)

Jessica Hahn (Dave's Deadbeats)

Monty Hall (Kron's Kreeps)

Laird Hamilton (Kron's Kreeps)

Tonya Harding (Rich's Rejects)

Ray Harryhausen (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Mariette Hartley (Pathology Pals)

Paul Harvey (false start)

David Hasselhoff (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Anne Hathaway (The Simmers Look)

Vaclav Havel (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Stephen Hawking (The Simmers Look)

Tippy Hedren (Lounge Lizards)

Hugh Hefner (Lounge Lizards)

Florence Henderson (Rich's Rejects)

Buck Henry (DeForest Doohan)

Hal Holbrook (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Dolores Hope (The Mortal Majority)

Anthony Hopkins (Pathology Pals)

Dennis Hopper (Lounge Lizards)

Lena Horne (Dave's Deadbeats)

Ralph Houk (Kron's Kreeps)

Whitney Houston (DeForest Doohan)

Gordie Howe (Dave's Deadbeats)

Steve Howe (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Vanessa Hudgens (Lounge Lizards)

Engelbert Humperdinck (Kron's Kreeps)

Lee Iacocca (The Simmers Look)

Hal Jackson (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Michael Jackson (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Lou Jacobi (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Al Jaffee (Rich's Rejects)

Etta James (Dave's Deadbeats)

P.D. James (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Steve Jobs (The Mortal Majority)

Jasper Johns (Lounge Lizards)

Russell Johnson (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

James Earl Jones (DeForest Doohan)

Shirley Jones (Kron's Kreeps)

Star Jones (Pathology Pals)

Kim Jong-il (The Simmers Look)

Mikhail Kalashnikov (The Mortal Majority)

Kim Kardashian (Dave's Deadbeats)

Casey Kasem (Pathology Pals)

Bil Keane (The Mortal Majority)

George Kennedy (Rich's Rejects)

Ted Kennedy (Dave's Deadbeats)

Kirk Kerkorian (DeForest Doohan)

Graham Kerr (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Harmon Killebrew (The Simmers Look)

James J. Kilpatrick (Pathology Pals)

Lil' Kim (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

B.B. King (Lounge Lizards)

Henry Kissinger (Kron's Kreeps)

Jack Klugman (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Robbie Knieval (Dave's Deadbeats)

Johnny Knoxville (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

C. Everett Koop (Dave's Deadbeats)

Kris Kristoferson (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Jack LaLanne (DeForest Doohan)

Angela Lansbury (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Norman Lear (Rich's Rejects)

Christopher Lee (Pathology Pals)

Harper Lee (Lounge Lizards)

Stan Lee (The Mortal Majority)

Jim Lehrer (DeForest Doohan)

Doris Lessing (Kron's Kreeps)

David Letterman (The Simmers Look)

Claude Lévi-Strauss (Pathology Pals)

Irving R. Levine (The Mortal Majority)

Jerry Lewis (Rich's Rejects)

Rush Limbaugh (Pathology Pals)

Hal Linden (Kron's Kreeps)

Art Linkletter (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

June Lockhart (DeForest Doohan)

Heather Locklear (Rich's Rejects)

Lindsey Lohan (Kron's Kreeps)

Gina Lollobrigida (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jennifer Lopez (Pathology Pals)

Sofia Loren (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Courtney Love (Lounge Lizards)

Loretta Lynn (Lounge Lizards)

Vera Lynn (The Simmers Look)

Shane MacGowan (DeForest Doohan)

Bill Macy (Pathology Pals)

Bernie Madoff (The Simmers Look)

Karl Malden (Pathology Pals)

Nelson Mandella (DeForest Doohan)

Barry Manilow (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Charles Manson (Kron's Kreeps)

Rose Marie (Rich's Rejects)

Neville Marriner (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jerry Mathers (The Simmers Look)

Johnny Mathis (The Mortal Majority)

John McCain (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Kevin McCarthy (Lounge Lizards)

George McGovern (Dave's Deadbeats)

Ewan McGregor (The Mortal Majority)

Ed McMahon (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Robert McNamara (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jayne Meadows (The Mortal Majority)

Lee Meriwether (The Simmers Look)

Mitch Miller (DeForest Doohan)

Sienna Miller (Pathology Pals)

Liza Minelli (Rich's Rejects)

James Mitchell (Pathology Pals)

Madonna (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Al Molinaro (The Simmers Look)

Sun Myung Moon (Lounge Lizards)

Roger Moore (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Harry Morgan (Kron's Kreeps)

Jaye P. Morgan (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Kate Moss (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Robert Mugabe (Rich's Rejects)

Rupert Murdoch (The Mortal Majority)

Stan Musial (Kron's Kreeps)

Jim Nabors (Kron's Kreeps)

Patricia Neal (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Leroy Neiman (Pathology Pals)

Bob Newhart (Lounge Lizards)

Edwin Newman (DeForest Doohan)

Jack Nicholson (Dave's Deadbeats)

Stevie Nicks (The Mortal Majority)

Oscar Niemeyer (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Leonard Nimoy (The Simmers Look)

Barack Obama (Rich's Rejects)

Maureen O'Hara (The Mortal Majority)

Ashley Olsen (The Simmers Look)

Mary Kate Olsen (Kron's Kreeps)

Yoko Ono (Lounge Lizards)

Bill O'Reilly (Pathology Pals)

Suze Orman (Lounge Lizards)

Don Pardo (Dave's Deadbeats)

Fess Parker (Kron's Kreeps)

Joe Paterno (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Les Paul (The Simmers Look)

I. M. Pei (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Pinetop Perkins (Rich's Rejects)

Prince Philip (DeForest Doohan)

Mackenzie Phillips (Dave's Deadbeats)

Joaquin Phoenix (DeForest Doohan)

Frederic Pohl (DeForest Doohan)

Sidney Poitier (The Mortal Majority)

Ron Popeil (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Ross Perot (Kron's Kreeps)

Pauline Phillips (Dave's Deadbeats)

Boog Powell (Rich's Rejects)

Stephanie Powers (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Andre Previn (The Simmers Look)

David Prowse (Pathology Pals)

Paul Prudhomme (Dave's Deadbeats)

Vladamir Putin (Pathology Pals)

Meinhardt Raabe (Lounge Lizards)

Daniel Radcliffe (The Mortal Majority)

Nancy Reagan (Rich's Rejects)

Robert Redford (Lounge Lizards)

Tara Reid (The Mortal Majority)

Carl Reiner (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Keith Richards (Pathology Pals)

Condoleezza Rice (The Simmers Look)

Renee Richards (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Nicole Richie (Rich's Rejects)

Don Rickles (The Mortal Majority)

Rihanna (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Cal Ripken, Jr. (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Robbie Rist (Kron's Kreeps)

Joan Rivers (Kron's Kreeps)

Oral Roberts (Dave's Deadbeats)

David Rockefeller (Pathology Pals)

Samantha Ronson (Dave's Deadbeats)

Andy Rooney (The Simmers Look)

Mickey Rooney (DeForest Doohan)

Donald Rumsfeld (The Mortal Majority)

Jane Russell (Rich's Rejects)

Ann Rutherford (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Winona Ryder (DeForest Doohan)

Morley Safer (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Soupy Sales (The Mortal Majority)

J.D. Salinger (Pathology Pals)

Vidal Sassoon (The Simmers Look)

Willy Don Schaefer (Kron's Kreeps)

Earl Scruggs (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Pete Seeger (DeForest Doohan)

Phyllis Schlafly (Lounge Lizards)

Sherwood Schwartz (Dave's Deadbeats)

Willard Scott (DeForest Doohan)

Ryan Seacrest (Lounge Lizards)

Neil Sedaka (Lounge Lizards)

Maurice Sendak (Rich's Rejects)

Yitzhak Shamir (The Mortal Majority)

Ravi Shankar (The Simmers Look)

Omar Sharif (Dave's Deadbeats)

Ariel Sharon (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

William Shatner (Kron's Kreeps)

George Beverly Shea (Dave's Deadbeats)

Charlie Sheen (Pathology Pals)

Eunice Shriver (Lounge Lizards)

Sargent Shriver (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Siegfried OR Roy (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

O.J. Simpson (The Simmers Look)

Kimbo Slice (Rich's Rejects)

Posh Spice (Beckham) (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Jean Stapleton (Pathology Pals)

Blaze Starr (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

George Steinbrenner (DeForest Doohan)

Ted Stevens (Lounge Lizards)

Steve-O (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Martha Stewart (The Mortal Majority)

Mary Stewart (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Larry Storch (Kron's Kreeps)

Darryl Strawberry (The Mortal Majority)

Donald Sutherland (Pathology Pals)

Patrick Swayze (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Elizabeth Taylor (DeForest Doohan)

Twyla Tharp (Kron's Kreeps)

Margaret Thatcher (Dave's Deadbeats)

Helen Thomas (Rich's Rejects)

Billy Bob Thornton (Pathology Pals)

Tommy Tune (The Simmers Look)

Tina Turner (DeForest Doohan)

Desmond Tutu (Lounge Lizards)

Mike Tyson (Dave's Deadbeats)

Gloria Vanderbilt (Rich's Rejects)

Eddie Van Halen (DeForest Doohan)

Abe Vigoda (The Mortal Majority)

Michael Vick (Kron's Kreeps)

Gore Vidal (Pathology Pals)

Bruce Vilanch (The Simmers Look)

Lyle Waggoner (The Mortal Majority)

Robert Wagner (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Rick Wakeman (Lounge Lizards)

Mike Wallace (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Eli Wallach (Kron's Kreeps)

Barbara Walters (Kron's Kreeps)

Doc Watson (Pathology Pals)

Earl Weaver (Prancin' Pall Bearers)

Dawn Wells (Pathology Pals)

Kitty Wells (Dave's Deadbeats)

George Wendt (Lounge Lizards)

Adam West (Lounge Lizards)

Dr. Ruth Westheimer (The Simmers Look)

Betty White (DeForest Doohan)

Slim Whitman (The Mortal Majority)

Cindy Lou Who (Rich's Rejects)

Elie Wiesel (Lounge Lizards)

Esther Williams (Rich's Rejects)

Robin Williams (The Simmers Look)

Owen Wilson (Lounge Lizards)

Amy Winehouse (Dave's Deadbeats)

Jane Withers (Pathology Pals)

John Wooden (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Herman Wouk (Fedaykin Fuse Tenders)

Chuck Yeager (Kron's Kreeps)

Efferam Zimblist Jr. (Lounge Lizards)